Creator "I've got an idea..."
Funny factoid As a child she could sleep through a 3-alarm fire drill, a marching band, or an elephant stampede. The only thing that succeeded in waking her up was the Southern California Sylmar earthquake, which literally threw her out of bed! Sushi. Yup, prefers her fish raw.
"The biggest mistake you could ever make is being afraid to make one." Blows humongous bubblegum bubbles. (Splat!)
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Sales Manager
Funny factoid Can blow bubbles off her tongue, and whistle through her fingers VERY loudly -- but not at the same time. Warm Ooey Gooey Carmel Popcorn. A support group is being formed to help her, as we speak.
"Don't put a comma there!" She's an official English Major wannabee. (And, we're, not, kidding...,just joshin!)
Never met a stranger. She can find out your life story in 3 minutes or less. |
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Webmaster & Computer Genius
Funny factoid Other than having the uncanny ability to avoid any photographs of himself, he has broken more bones than 20 people put together. (Well, technically, that's not funny.)
Anything Italian. Do I hear, "Pasta anyone?"
"Lead, follow, or get out of the way." (And when he says get out of the way, he ain't kiddin'!)
Has MacGyver-like skills. Just give him a bit of bailing wire, an old shoelace, and a wad of bubble gum and he can fix anything. |
Production/Fulfillment Manager "Faster than a speeding bullet." Funny factoid Looks a lot like Christopher Robin! He is an excellent singer, but only in the shower. Wonder what his air guitar looks like? (Think of Tom Cruise in Risky Business.)
If it tastes like chicken, he'll eat it.
"You don't get what you deserve, you get what you negotiate." (American Proverb, quoted by his wise dad throughout his teen years.)
Video gamer extraordinaire. Game du jour? NBA 2K11. |
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The Kid - our inspiration "Did you know (insert bizarre fact here)...?"
Funny factoid Pokemon Wiz-kid (owns over 359 cards...and counting.)
Mac-n-cheese (what kid doesn't love it?)
"Of course it's happening inside your head but why on earth should that mean it's not real." (Dumbledore)
Can "armpit fart" with the best of 'em! (If you've never seen a young boy armpit fart, you're missing something.) |
Mutt and Mascot (Aw come on, you know dogs can't talk.)
Funny factoid 40 mph couch potato...sleeps all day but boy can he run!
Table scraps. Who could resist that face?
"Woof!" (I guess dogs can talk after all.)
Chasing squirrels, skunks, raccoons, and deer. (Wouldn't know what to do with them if he actually caught them!) |
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